Quoteable Quotes from Nigerian Leaders

WARNING!!! DO NOT LAUGH AT THESE LAUGHABLE QUOTES BY OUR LEADERS.
Quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present in Nigeria:-
(1)..”Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria” -Obasanjo
(2)”The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny” – Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.
(3) ”On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family”- Dame Jonathan.
(4) ”We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result” -Chris Uba
(5) ”I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment”-DameJonathan
(6) ”I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?”- Dame Jonathan. (7) “We want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria”. -Information Minister LabaranMaku.
(8) “…You press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda andthe newly invented Sprite” -Bakin Zuwo.
(9) “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria” -GEJ
(10) ” I will water your school and fire your school” -Orji Uzoh Kalu
(11) “Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn” -GEJ
(12) “I will rather kill myself than commit sucide” -Dame Jonathan
(13) “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is N850,000” -Atiku Abubakar
(14) ”Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” ? Umoru Dikko.
(15) “Telephone is not meant for the poor” -David Mark
(16) “The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that inthe United States” -Yakubu Gowon
(17) “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich” -Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim
(18) “At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly” -Diezeani Madueke

The Enemies of GEJ’s Government

Life is full twists and turns. Yes, no person will say he or she does not have enemies or friends, but from the look of things President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has more enemies than friends. It’s on record that no Nigerian president has ever presided over the affairs of the country without obstacles making him look too stupid and clueless.

Nigeria might be a difficult country to govern due to religion, ethnic, language etc. Now, to the point of the matter. These people listed below are enemies of GEJ’s government. The earlier GEJ shows them the back door, the better.

Sanusi Lamido Sanusi: If his name didn’t come first, who again? The only governor in the history of the CBN that has more controversies to his name. His lastest been the leaked letter to former president Olusegun Obasanjo, of unremitted $49.8 billion crude oil funds. In a saner world, SLS would have resigned.

Labran Maku: The man who has the quote of ” We want to thank Mr President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria”.

Diezani Allison Madueke

Chief Emeka Wogu

Reuben Abati

Alhaji Bamanga Tukur

Godswill Akpabio (Donatus)

Jonah Jang