The Digital Church

Pastor: Praise the Lord ! Congregation :
Halleluyah ! Pastor : Can we please
turn our tablet PC Bibles
to 1st Corinthians 13: 13 ? Member : 1st Corinthians
13: 13…
“Now
all these three things
abide….” Pastor : Wait,which
brand is your tablet
please ? Member :
“Er…
Samsung Galaxy tablet
Pastor” Pastor :
“Oh
I need someone to read
KJV on Toshiba Thrive.
Yes , my dear sister
Agatha please ” (Sister
Agatha reads)… (After sermon) Pastor : Brethren
it’s
time for our tithes and
offerings. Senior Usher :
Brethren,we shall be
having two queues.Join
the Adoration queue led
by Sister Ebele, if you
wish to use POS or the Anointing queue led by
Brother Emma, if you
need to use the ATM.
Blessed are those who
wish to make online
transfers , for they shall remain seated and use
their devices. Pastor: Let us pray and
commit this week into
God’s
hands.Open your
WhatsApp and chat with
your God.Come on brethren,chat in the
name of Jesus…! (Members stat to
WhatsApp.An immature
member is only
tweeting,her friend
quuickly takes her phone
from her and downloads WhatApp onto it for
her). (Announcement) Secretary : This
week’s
cell meetings shall hold
on the various Facebook
pages,where the usual
group chatting takes place.Please
don’t
miss out. Thursday’s
Bible teaching will be held
live on Skype at 1900hrs
GMT.Please remain
signed in.You can follow
Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling
and prayers (Closing) Pastor :Brethren let us
offer one another a sign
of peace by exchanging
our BB pins.

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