TYPES OF FACEBOOK DISEASES AND DISORDERS

1.LIKOSIS
~Symptoms- the patients like
every status and pics that they
come across with. 2.LIKOPHOBIA
~Symptoms- the patients don’t
like any interesting pics or status
they come across with coz they
think that the likes will get
firnished. 3.SHYFBMIASIS
~Symptoms- the patients log on
to f.b after a very long time then
they log off and then log in later
after more than two weeks. It’s
like they shy away from f.b. 4.TAG SYNDROME
~Symptoms- the patients want
to be
tagged in each and every photo
they come across with. 5.SAD SYNDROME
~Symptoms- the patients tend to
update sad posts. e.g i hate love,
i hate my life and so on. 6.REQUEST SYNDROME
~Symptoms- the patients tend to
randomly send friend request to
many people without any
consideration. 7.COMMENTOLARIA
~Symptoms- the patients seem
to be commenting in each and
every post that they come
across with. 8.RUBISHTOSIS
~Symptoms- the patients tend to
be commenting rubish or negative
things on other peoples’ posts. 9.POST REMOVIASIS
~Symptoms- the patients tend to
be removing their posts that
received very little or no likes
and comments. 10.ADICTOMIOLOGY
~Symptoms- the patients cannot
stay for more than 24hours
without thinking of facebook. Question: which ailement are u
suffering from among the above
listed ones??? CONTROL: The above disorders can
be controlled by doing the exact
opposite of the symptoms above.

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