Real facts

WEALTH is when you buy a first
class return ticket to the UK
just to pick a dress.(EGO!)
TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in
front of a barrack.(YOU DON DIE)
FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet(U GO WAKA
TIRE)
IRONY is a chairman of an okada
association driving an hummer
jeep(OGUN OWO) WISDOM is
marrying your landlord’s daughter(NO RENT DUES AGAIN)
STUPIDITY is driving six cars in a
rented apartment(WHEN
LANDLORD PURSUE YOU, YOU GO
SLEEP INSIDE CAR) FOOLISHNESS is
taking a N3000 cab to watch a movie of N1000(GWAGWALADA TO
SILVERBIRD)
Love is buying a suya, eating
the onions while your girlfriend
eats the suya(ODE AYE RAYE)
DREAM is Arsenal winning the champions league next season.

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